"Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose." - Beetlejuice 1988
Melissa Fumero photographed by Danielle Kosann for The New Potato
The thing I said to you before I went undercover, about how I wished something had happened between us romantically, that wasn’t nothing. That was real. I know that you’re with Teddy. I’m not trying to change that. And I get there’s stuff I can’t control. But this morning I told you that I didn’t mean any of it, and that was a lie. I just don’t want to hold anything back.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails